You have to love dogs (unless, of course, you lack a soul, have an allergy, or some shit). They are man’s best friend, after all. But they can get that much better when you start attaching them with metal. Metal makes everything better, after all.
That being the case, we ventured far out into the interwebs to find pictures of dogs (and other assorted canines) that fit a number of sub-genres damn near perfectly. Take a look and see if you agree. Also, feel free to comment with some sub-genre dogs of your own. Let there be metal!
Porngrind (yes, it’s real)