DogsAsGenres

You have to love dogs (unless, of course, you lack a soul, have an allergy, or some shit). They are man’s best friend, after all. But they can get that much better when you start attaching them with metal. Metal makes everything better, after all.

That being the case, we ventured far out into the interwebs to find pictures of dogs (and other assorted canines) that fit a number of sub-genres damn near perfectly. Take a look and see if you agree. Also, feel free to comment with some sub-genre dogs of your own. Let there be metal!

 

Black Metal

DogsAsBlackMetal

 

Stoner Metal

DogsAsStonerMetal

 

Progressive Metal

DogsAsProgressiveMetal

 

Djent

DogsAsDjent

 

Heavy Metal

DogsAsHeavyMetal

 

Symphonic Metal

DogsAsSymphonicMetal

 

Death Metal

DogsAsDeathMetal

 

Goregrind

DogsAsGoregrind

 

Viking Metal

DogsAsVikingMetal

 

Crabcore

DogsAsPostHardcore

 

Porngrind (yes, it’s real)

DogsAsPornoGrind

 

Thrash Metal

DogsAsThrashMetal