Here’s one of the more comedic things to be produced from the metal community in recent history. In the vein of trolling and extreme satire, there’s a brand new page on the internet going by the title of “Real Metal Only“. So, naturally, they bolster the opposite of what elitists consider to be “real metal” while simultaneously downing what elitists consider to be “real metal”. This involves a shit ton of memes and a lot of mixing up band names. Oh, and their tagline is “Rawr :3”.

And better yet… people are actually falling for it. It’s incredible how easily you can offend some metalheads – we’ve seen it seemingly a million times over the past few years. And because of this, the page has gained 10,000 followers in less than a week! It’s good for a laugh or two if you want to check it out. We’ve included links below. Shout out to Wojtek for showing us this one.

Ugh >_<Why do you guys keep saying this band is metal.. This is dubstep, and we don’t like dubstep >_<

Posted by Real Metal on Saturday, January 2, 2016

Yeah! Learn the difference c:

Posted by Real Metal on Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Haha who else is the same? xD x3

Posted by Real Metal on Thursday, December 31, 2015

And I love them all <3

Posted by Real Metal on Sunday, January 3, 2016

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