This is exactly what the world needed. A Seinfeld themed metal band composed of the following members:

Guitars/Bass/Engineering – Joel Moore (Wretched)
Drums – Jared Klein (Rivers Of Nihil, The Undying)
Vocals – Monte Barnard (Ex-Alterbeast, The Kennedy Veil, Fallujah, etc.)

Their debut EP “5 Songs About Nothing” is scheduled to strike the world on November 23rd. Pre-orders are currently available over on Bandcamp where you can enjoy the debut single “The Contest”.

Here’s the official word in support of this:

“After what seems like a lifetime of repeat viewings, re-runs and falling asleep to the same laugh track over and over again, Ex and current members of Wretched, Alterbeast, The Kennedy Veil and Rivers of Nihil decided there was more to this simple show about “Nothing”.

Making light of the mundane drudgery of average daily life is simply a thin veil laid over the nihilistic truths put forth by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld during the quintessential time in our collective generations upbringing.

Born out of a mutual love of Death Metal, comical observations, coffee and Hardcore, Grindfeld is a project built on the existential dread hidden just under the surface of daily life.

For fans of: Death Metal, Coffee, Pirate Shirts, Hardcore, Grindcore, Wasting your life pouring over minutia of every single daily event, stand up comedy.

Not for fans of: Kenny Bania, Nazis.

Each song is a synopsis of an episode, highlighting sitcom televisions’ zenith of quality.”

Links: Facebook // Bandcamp