Here’s a worthy cause. Are you tired of the absolute bullshit, cringe-worthy halftime performances at the Super Bowl every single year? For what’s supposed to be a manly sport, they sure have a way with picking the most un-manly musical artists to perform. I still have nightmares from The Black Eyed Peas attempting to entertain in 2011. Madonna and Beyonce didn’t exactly pick up the slack…

This is where metal comes in… There’s a petition for none other than GWAR to play the Super Bowl. Sign that call for greatness right here. Will it happen? Doubt it. But if it did, consider my jaw to be one with the ground. A GWAR halftime show would be the BEST halftime show in sports history period.

Best part? The field would be soaked with blood for the second half. SIGN HERE!

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